GOLDMAN SACHS SAYS SCREW YOU TOO

Hi,

Yesterday, I told you how Goldman Sachs, my world domination heroes, was telling all their clients it is a good time to buy stocks: http://bit.ly/9niuMT.

Well today, the markets are down all over the world. This is because of the threat of war in Korea, and the problems in Europe (This time it's Spain. Spain is a pain).

But Goldman Sachs is up! That's because smart people know that Goldman Sachs made money yesterday from their customers. They told their customers to buy stocks - the customers did - from Goldman Sachs. So now Goldman Sachs isn't hold any stocks that went down. They just have cash.

 
Must be nice to be able to mess with you customers all the time.

Thanks,
Manny

O HAI,

YESTERDAI, I TOLD YOU HOW GOLDMAN SACKZ, MAI WURLD DOMINATION HEROZ, WAS TELLING ALL THER CLIENTZ IT IZ GUD TIME TO BAI STOCKZ: http://bit.ly/9niuMT.

WELL TODAI, TEH MARKETZ ARE DOWN ALL OVER TEH WURLD. THIS IZ BECAUZ OV TEH THREAT OV WAR IN KOREA, AND TEH PROBLEMZ IN YOURUP (THIS TIME IZ SPAIN. SPAIN IZ A PAIN).

BUT GOLDMAN SACKZ IZ UP! THATZ BECAUZ SMART PEEPLE KNOWZ THAT GOLDMAN SACKZ MADEZ MUNNY YESTERDAI FRUM THER CUSTOMERZ! THEY TELLZ THER CUSTOMERZ TO BAI STOCKZ - SO TEH CUSTOMERZ DO - FRUM GOLDMAN SACKZ. SO NOWZ GOLDMAN SACKZ IZ NOT HAVING ANY STOCKZ THAT GO DOWN. THEY JUST HAZ CASH.

 
MUST BE NICE TO BE ABLE TO MESSEZ WIF YOUR CUSTOMERZ ALL TEH TIME.

K THX BAI,
MANNIE