CATS AND GOLDMAN SACHS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU

YOU ARE BENEATH ME.

Hi,

So, Goldman Sachs, my world domination heroes, says that this is a good time to buy stocks: http://bit.ly/aR9lGi.

But if you remember, I wrote how they don't really care about their customers: http://bit.ly/aAUurl. (By the way, I wrote that blog post before I had the English button, so I updated the it for you. Now you can read it in English. And I added a pretty picture!)

Maybe the market will go higher. Maybe it will go lower. I don't know. I'm a cat. You shouldn't take investment advice from a cat. If you do, you probably deserver to lose your money.

You know that look of distain that your cat will give youy sometimes? Goldman Sachs gives you that look all the time.

Thanks,
Manny

O HAI,

SO, GOLDMAN SACKZ, MAI WURLD DOMINASHUN HEROZ, SEZ THAT THIS IZ GUD TIME TO BUY STOCKS: http://bit.ly/aR9lGi.

BUT IF YOUZ REMEMBERZ, I WROTEZ HOW THEY DUNT REELY CARE ABOUT THEIR CUSTOMERZ: http://bit.ly/aAUurl. (BAI TEH WAI, I WROTEZ THAT BLOG POST BEFOAR I HAZ TEH ENGLISH BUTTON, SO I UPDATEZ IT FOR YOU. NOAW YOU CAN REEDZ IT IN ENGLISH. AND I ADDZ A PREETY PIKCHUR).

MAYBE THE MARKETZ GO HIGHER. MAYBE THEY GOEZ LOWER. I DUNT KNO. IM A KAT. YOU SHUDNT TAKE INVESTMENT ADVICE FRUM A KAT. IF YOU DUZ, YOU PROBABLTY DESERVEZ TO LOOSES YUR MUNNY.

YOU KNOWZ THAT LOOK UV DISTAIN THAT YOUR KAT WILL GIVEZ YOU SOMETIMEZ? GOLDMAN SACKZ GIVES YOU THAT LOOK ALL TEH TIMEZ.

K THX BAI,
MANNIE