Tuesday, May 25, 2010

NOBODY EXPECTS SPANISH INQUISITION (OR BAILOUT)







O HAI,

TODAI I REEDZ THAT SPAIN IZ NEXT TO FALL APART IN YOURUP. AND I FINDZ THIS STORY THAT FOUR BANKZ IN SPAIN ARE GOING TO MERGE INTO ONE SUPER BANK: http://nyti.ms/aQHf1o.


TEH STATE OV SPANISH ECONOMY.

I THINKZ THEY LERND FRUM AMERICAN BANKZ. IF YOU ARE TOO HOOJ TO FAIL, THEN TEH GUBBERMENT WILL BAILZ YOU OUT, AND YOU GETZ TO MAKEZ BONUS. IZ NICE TO SEE THAT SPAINISH ARE LERNING FRUM US.

SPAIN USE TO BE SOCIALIZM. NAO THEY ARE CAPITALIZM. BUT THEY IZ VERY BAD CAPITALISTZ. THEY LIKEZ TO TAKE NAPZ IN MIDDLE OV DAI. THEY HAZ HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT EVEN WEN TIMEZ ARE GUD. AND THEY SPENDZ MOAR MUNNY THEN THEY HAZ.

THEY SOUNDZ LIKE KATZ!
 

K THX BAI,
MANNIE

1 comment:

  1. They may be bad capitalists, but at least all of their taxpayers (communists) weren't shipped out to Tashkent, Uzbekistan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greeks_in_Uzbekistan), like the Greeks...and people wonder why these things are happening...

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