ANYTHING DOGS CAN DO, CATS CAN DO BETTER. YES THEY CAN.

Hi,

I got some fan mail the other day!

Hey Manny. How the hell do you type with paws? I had to get Gracie to
do it for me. She's a Border Collie, and they can do anything.

Well, fan, it's very simple. Cats rule and dogs drool. Anything a dog can do, a cat can do better. Yes we can. That's why dogs need training and cat just know what to do. The smartest dog is still dumber than the dumbest cat.

To answer your question, it's very difficult to type with paws. But I do it because there are very important things I need to share with people. And so I make money. I need money for three things:

• Litter
• Thumbs
• World Domination

So here is a timely news item: China is keeping the Euro from collapsing.

This chart shows that Europe is a big export market for China

Cheap Renminbi means exports to Europe are cheaper and reduces China's dependence on the US market. Niall Ferguson is working on a paper called "The End Of Chimerica" that outlines this. China already gives lots of foreign aid to Africa. It's clearly a plan for world domination. I'll have to keep an eye on a possible China/Goldman Sachs alliance. That could be very dangerous.

Thanks,
Manny

O HAI,

IZ GOTZ FAN MALE. IT SEZ:

Hey Manny. How the hell do you type with paws? I had to get Gracie to
do it for me. She's a Border Collie, and they can do anything.

WELL, FAN. IZ SIMPLE. KATZ RULE AND GOGGIEZ DRUL. ANYTHING GOGGIE CAN DO, KATZ CAN DO BETTER. YES KATZ CAN. THATZ WHY GOGGIEZ NEEDZ TRAINING AND KATZ JUST KNOW. SMARTEST GOGGIE IZ STILL DUMMER THAN DUMMEST KAT.

TO ANSER YOUR FIRST QUESSHUN, IZ VERY DIFFICULT TO TYPE WIF PAWZ. BUT I DUZ IT BECAUSE THERE IZ VERY IMPORTANT THINGZ I NEEDZ TO SHARE WIF PEEPLE. AND SO I CAN MAKEZ MUNNY. I NEEDZ MUNNY FOR THREE THINGZ:

• LITTER
• THUMBZ
• WURLD DOMINASHUN

SO HERE IZ SUM TIMELY NEWZ ITEMZ: CHINA IZ KEEPING EURO FROM COLLAPSING.

THIS CHART SHOWZ THAT EUROPE IZ HOOJ EXPORT MARKET FOR CHINA

CHEEP RENMINBI MEANZ EXPORTZ TO EUROPE ARE CHEEP AND REDUCEZ CHINAZ DEPENDENCE ON US MARKET. NIALL FERGUSON IZ WORKING ON PAPER CALLD "TEH END OV CHIMERICA" THAT OUTLINEZ THIS. CHINA ALREADY GIVEZ LOTZ OV FOREIN AID TO AFRICA. IZ CLEERLY PLAN FOR WURLD DOMINASHUN. I HAZ TO KEEP EYE ON POSSIBLE CHINA/GOLDMAN SACKZ ALLIANCE. CUD BE VERY DANGEROUS.

K THX BAI,
MANNIE

I CAN HAZ REVALUASHUN?

O HAI,

I SAW DIS (http://bit.ly/belxIr) LAST WEEK, BUT FORGOTZ 2 BLOG ABOUT IT. I THINKZ IT CUD B VERY HOOJ NEWZ.

4 TEH FIRST TIEM IN ITZ 39 YEER HISTORY, TEH MONETARY AUTHORITY OV SINGAPORE (MAS) REVALUD ITZ CURRENCY ON APRIL 14TH. MAS USEZ TEH EXCHANGE RATE OV TEH SINGAPORE DOLLAR (SGD) 2 BASKET OV CURRENCIEZ RATHR THAN INTEREST RATEZ 2 DIRECT ECONOMIC POLICY. SO DIS SIGNALZ DAT DEY R MORE WORRIED ABOUT INFLASHUN THAN STIMULATING GROWTH. ADDISHUNALLY, IT SHOWZ DAT CHINA MITE END TEH RENMINBIS (RMB) PEG 2 TEH DOLLAR (USD).

SINGAPOREZ ECONOMY EXPANDED SURPRISINGY HOOJ 32.1% (ANNUALIZD) TEH FURST QUARTER OV DIS YER, AFTER CONTRACTIN 2.8% TEH PREVIOUS QUARTER. IN COMPARISON, CHINA EXPANDED 11.9% OVAR TEH SAME TIEM PERIOD. I DUNT EVEN WANTZ 2 THINKZ WER TEH US ECONOMY WAZ.

SO, TEH ECONOMY OV SINGAPORE IZ DOIN VERY WELL, AND TEH MAS IS PREEMPTIVLY N AGRESSIVLY FIGHTING INFLATION. DIS IZ NOT LIK TEH PLAY FIGHTING I DOES WIF MAI BRUDDERZ. DIS IZ MOAR LIK TEH FIGHTING MAI BIG BRUDDER (PK) DOES 2 MAI LITTLE BRUDDER. PK FIGHTZ SO MAI LITTLE BRUDDER WILL LEAVE PK ALONE WHEN PK NAPZ.

OV COURSE, TEH PUNDITS IN DA AMERICAN NORTHEAST HAS NO CLUE WUT DIS POLICY SHIFT RLY MEANZ. IZ CAN TELL U WUT IT MEANZ - TEH ECONOMIC CENTR OV TEH WURLD IZ MOVIN....

YOU CAN READZ MOAR HERE: http://bit.ly/cv8TRk AND HERE: http://bit.ly/cxSoV7.

K THX BAI,
MANNIE