BIG PILES OF MONEY!

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Hi,

Today, I found a nice article about one of my senators, Chuck Schumer. Many years ago, before I was born, Chuck tells the hedge fund industy that they need to lobby Congress more. The hedge fund industry went from donating USD$500K in 2006 to USD$6M in 2007. Most of that money went to Chuck and now President Obama. The story is here: http://bit.ly/arTRNB.

It's a very smart plan. Chuck gave many speeches saying that hedge funds need more regulation. Then the hedge funds give Chuck more money. Then Chuck makes new rules that help hedge funds. It's a brilliant world domination plan.

By the way, the hedge funds gave almost USD$12M to the Democrats. That's twice what the GOP got. Now you know why the President and Congress is doing so little to change the financial system. They know where the money comes from. Like I always say, the only thing wrong with an oligarchy is that I'm not an oligarch.

USD$12M!!! For the amount of money, I could buy thumbs.

Thanks,
Manny

O HAI,

TODAI, I FIND NICE ARTIKEL ABOUT ONE OV MAI SENATORZ, CHUCK SHUMER. MANY YEERZ AGO, BEFOAR I WUZ BORN, CHUCK TELLZ TEH HEDGE FUNDZ INDUSTREE THAT THEY NEEDZ TO LOBBY CONGRSS MOAR. TEH HEDGE FUND INDUSTREE WENT FRUM USD$500K IN 2006 TO USD$6M IN 2007. MOST OV THAT MUNNY WENT TO CHUCK AND NAO PREZIDENT OBAMA. TEH STORY IZ HERE: http://bit.ly/arTRNB.

IZ VERY SMART PLAN. CHUCK MAKEZ MANY SPEECHEZ SAYING TEH HEDGE FUNDZ NEEDZ MOAR REGULASHUN. THEN TEH HEDGE FUNDZ GIVEZ CHUCK MOAR MUNNY. THEN CHUCK MAKEZ NEW RULEZ THAT HELP HEDGE FUNDZ. IZ BRILLIANT WURLD DOMINASHUN PLAN.

BAI TEH WAY, TEH HEDGE FUNDZ GIVES ALMOST USD$12M TO TEH DEMOCRATZ. THATZ TWICE WHUT TEH GOP GOTZ. NAO YOU KNOWZ WAI TEH PREZIDENT AND CONGRESS DUZ SO LITTEL TO CHANGE TEH FINANSHAL SYSTEM. THEY KNOWZ WHER TEH MUNNY COMEZ FRUM. LIEK I ALWAYZ SEZ TEH ONLY THING WRONG WITH OLIGARKEY IZ THAT IM NOT OLIGARK.

USD$12M!1! FOR THAT MUNNY, I COULD BAI THUMBZ.

K THX BAI,
MANNIE

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