THUMBZ HAZ PRICES NAO!

O HAI,

I WUZ READING MAI MORNING EMALES AND I SAW DIS ARTIKLE: http://bit.ly/b39oZZ.

IT SEZ DAT TEH HOOMAN INSURED HIZ THUMBZ FOR US$13M. I'M NOT SHUR, BUT I THINKZ DAT DIS IZ TEH AMOUNT OV MUNNY I WILL NEEDZ TO HAZ THUIMBZ.

NAO, I WUZ WATCHING TEH GOLDMAN SACKS TESTIMONEY ON TEH MAGIC BOX TODAI, IZ NOT SHUR DAT INVESTMENT BANKING IZ TEH BEST WAI TO MAKEZ DIS MUNNY.

HAZ ANYONE ANY IDEEZ HAO I CAN MAKEZ US$13M?

K THX BAI,
MANNIE