HOOMAN NIP IZ ILLEGAL?

O HAI,

SO I NEEDZ SOMEONEZ 2 ESPLANE WHAT "420" MEANZ IN TEH CONTEXT OF HOOMAN NIP. APPARENTLY, DER WUZ A BIG DEAL A FEW DAYZ BACK ON TEH 20TH. I DONT UNNERSTANDZ. BUT I THINKZ DAT IF I KNOWZ ABOUT HOOMAN NIP, AND Y IT IZ ILLEGAL, IT CUD HELP MAI PLANZ OV WURLD DOMINASHUN.

CLEARLYZ, PEEPLE R VERY STOOPID. NO WUNDER MAI DADDIE IZ CRABBIE ALL TEH TIME. DERE IZ NUTHING I LIKE MOAR DEN STARTING MAI DAY WIT MAI CATNIP CIGAR. SUMTIMEZ I HAZ 2 PLAY WIF MAI BLUNTEE ALL DAI. IZ TEH ONLY WAYZ I CAN MAKEZ IT THROO SUM DAYZ. TEH BIGGEST PROBLEM IZ DERE IZ ONLY ONE CIGAR FUR 4 KATZ.

LATELYZ, TEH BANKS HAZ BEEN HAVING TRUBLE. TEH PREZIDENT WUZ IN TOWN SAYING HE WUZ GOING TO CRACK DOWN ON THE HOOJ INVESTMENT BANKZ. MAY BEE I WUD DO BETTER FIGURING OUT HOW 2 SELL HOOMAN NIP.

K THX BAI,
MANNIE