RITE TO ARM BEARZ

O HAI,

YESTERDAI, I SAYD TEH SUPREME COURT OV TEH UNITED STATEZ (SCOTUS) DECIDED THAT RULEZ TO LIMIT CAMPAIN SPENDING BY CORPORASHUNS WUZ UNCONSTITUSHUNAL. READ THIS: http://nyti.ms/avLeot

THIS IZ FUNNY, BECAUSE IN 2008, SCOTUS DECIDED THAT JUDGEZ WHO GETZ CAMPAIN DONASHUNS HAZ TO RECUZE THEMSELVEZ FRUM CASEZ. YOU CAN READ TEH DECISHUN HERE: http://bit.ly/djXbY4. A SYNOPSIS IZ HERE: http://bit.ly/bIDsOR. TEH NEWZ STORY IZ HERE: http://bit.ly/aHnGlS. THIS IZ TEH COMPANY WHOZ MINE COLLAPSED A FEW WEEKZ BACK, TOO. THEY IZ NOT GUD PEEPLE.

ANYWAYZ, IZ DIGRESSEZ. SCOTUS SAYD THAT CORPORASHUNZ IZ LIKE PEEPLE. THEY GETZ CERTAIN RITEZ. AND TEH RITE OV FREE SPEECH, OR AT LEAST BUYING SPEECH, IZ ONE OV THEM.

NAO, IF I REMEMBERZ MAI CONSTITUSHUN, TEH RITE OV FREE SPEECH IZ TEH FIRST AMENDAMENT. AND TEH SECOND ADMENDAMENT IZ THE RITE TO ARM BEARZ. SO I THINKZ THAT CORPORASHUNZ SHUD START GIVING BEARS WEAPONS. BEARZ NEEDZ WEAPONZ, BECAUZ THEY IZ AFRAID OV EVERYTHING. LOOK AT THIS PIKCHUR OV MAI FRIEND CHASING A BEAR UP A TREE. STOOPID BEAR.



I GOT THE PIKCHUR HERE: http://bit.ly/9EogPi

K THX BAI,
MANNIE