Friday, April 30, 2010

I CAN HAZ BRIBEZ?

O HAI,

TODAI, I READ THAT TEH COLE COMPANY THAT HAZ A MINING DIZAZTER IZ BEING INVESTIGATED BAI TEH FBI. YOU CAN READZ ABOUT IT HERE: http://n.pr/b24jRH.

I CAN ONLY SAI, WELL DUH. THIS COMPANY'Z CEO TRIED TO BUY A JUDGE SOZ THEY DONTZ HAZ TO PAI A FINE. IF THEYZ GOING TO PAI LOTZ OV MUNNY TO A JUDGE, PAYING A MINING INSPEKTOR IZ CHUMP CHANGE.

OH WELL. I THINKZ I HAZ TO LEARNZ HOW TO BRIBE CORRECTLY IF IZ PLANZ TO DOMINATE TEH WURLD.

K THX BAI,
MANNIE

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