AUSTRALIA STILL HATES CHILDREN

Hi,

So many of you wrote to tell me that MINERS are the people who dig underground and MINORS are human kittens. That means when I wrote this, I was wrong about the government Down Under taxing children.

I've been doing some more research, I think I understand why I got confused. And I wasn't because because I was dizzy from being put in the washing machine.

I think the plan is that they are going to have all the children work in the mines. Then the Down Under government is going to tax thier salaries. The probably learned this from the government of England.

I'm not sure this is a good idea. According to the CIA, mining is big part of Down Under economy. I think the idea is to keep the money from going to the pockets of the Oligarchs. But I don't think that making kids work is the best way to give them money. And even then, you just taking most of it away from them. Probably better to tax people who make a lot of money.


Thanks,Manny

O HAI,

SO MANY OV YOU ROTE TO TELL ME THAT MINERZ ARE TEH PEEPLE WHO DIG UNDERGROUND AND MINORZ ARE HOOMIN KITTENZ. THAT MEENZ WEN I ROTE THIS, I WUZ WRONG ABOUT TEH GUBBERMENT DOWN UNDER TAXING CHILDZ.

I BEEN DOING SOME MOAR RESEARCH, I THINKZ I UNDERSTANDZ WAI I GOTZ CONFUZED. AND IT WUZNT BECAUZE I WUZ DIZZY FRUM BEING PUT IN TEH WASHING MASHEEN.

I THINKZ TEH PLAN IZ THAT THEY IZ GOING TO HAZ ALL TEH CHILDZ WURKZ IN TEH MINEZ, THEN TEH DOWN UNDER GUBBERMENT IZ GOING TO TAX THIER SALARIEZ. THEY PROBABLEE LEARND THIS FRUM TEH GUBBERMENT OV ENGLAND.

IZ NOT SHURE THIS IZ GUD IDEA. ACCORDING TO TEH CIA, MINING IZ BIG PART OF DOWN UNDER ECONOMEE. I THINKZX TEH IDEA IZ TO KEEP TEH MUNNY FRUM GOING TO TEH POCKETZ OV TEH OLIGARKZ. BUT I DUZNT THINKZ THAT MAKING KIDZ WURK IZ TEH BEST WAY TO GIVE THEMZ MUNNY. AND EBEN THEN, YOU JUST TAKING MOST OV IT AWAY FRUM THEM. PROBABLY BETTER TO TAX PEEPLE WHO MAKEZ LOTZ OV MUNNY.


K THX BAI,
MANNIE

THEY HATE CHILDREN DOWN UNDER

WATCH OUT KIDZ, YOUZ NEXT

Hi,

So, I'm a little behind on my reading, but I came across this yesterday: http://bit.ly/atuUxU

It says that Australia (what I called "Down Under" before) is thinking of taxing miners up to 40%. That seems like a lot of money.

I think this is a bad idea. Kids don't make much money. They might make some from a lemonade stand, though Down Under it might be a beer stand.

I don't understand how the Down Under government think they are going to make money from this. Unless they are going to tax the allowance parents give their kids, or the money parents spend for their kids. If that's the case, they are just going to encourage people not to have children. Now, not having kids might make things better in the short term, but I don't think it's going to be good for the long term viability of Down Under. I mean, who's going to drink all the beer?

Now, in the United States, we have a Child Tax Credit . Meaning, we give you money to have kids. I really don't have an opinion on this because

1. I don't have kids
2. I'm neutered, so I'm not really interested in having kids
3. if I had kids, they'd be kittens, and kittens don't count
4. I don't pay taxes.

The economists are always talking about how we're creating more debt that our children will have to pay off. Maybe the Down Underers are just starting now?

Thanks,
Manny

O HAI,

SO, IZ A LITTEL BEHINDZ ON MAI REEDING, BUT I CAMEZ ACROSSEZ THIS YESTERDAI: http://bit.ly/atuUxU

IT SEZ THAT AUSTRALIA (WHUT I CALLED "DOWN UNDER" BEFOER) IZ THINIKING OV TAXING MINERS UP TO 40%. THAT SEEMZ LIEK A LOTZ OV MUNNY.

I THINKZ THIS IZ BAD IDEE. KIDZ DUZNT MAKEZ MUCH MUNNY. THEY MIGHT MAKEZ SUM FRUM A LEMONAID STAND, THOUGH DOWN UNDER IT MIGHTZ BE A BE-YAH STAND.

I DUZNT UNDERSTANDZ HAO TEH DOWN UNDER GUBBERMENT THINKZ THEY ARE GOIN TO MAKEZ MUNNY FRUM THIS. UNLESS THEY ARE GOING TO TAX ALLOWANCEZ, OR TEH MUNNY PARENTZ SPEND FOR THIER KIDZ. IF THATZ TEH CASE, THEYZ JUST GOING TO ENCURAGE PEEPLE NOTZ TO HAZ CHILDREN. NAO, NOT HAZ-ING KIDZ MITE MAKEZ THINGZ BETTER IN TEH SHORT TERM, BUT I DUZNT THINKZ IZ GOING TO BE GUD FOR TEH LONG TERM VIABILITEE OV DOWN UNDER. I MEANZ, WHOZ GOING TO DRINKZ ALL TEH BEER?

NAO, IN TEH UNITED STATEZ, WE HAZ A CHILD TAX CREDIT. MEENINGZ WE GIVEZ YOU MUNNY TO HAZ KIDS. I REELY DUZNT HAZ OPINION ON THIS, BECAUZ

1. I DUZNT HAZ KIDZ
2. IZ NUETERD, SO IZ NOT REELY INTERESTED IN HAZ-ING KIDZ
3. IF I HAZ KIDZ, THEYD BE KITTENZ, AND KITTENZ DUZNT COUNT
4. I DUZNT PAI TAXEZ ANYWAIZ.

TEH ECONOMISTZ IZ ALWAIZ TALKING ABOUT HAO WE'Z CREATING MOAR DEBT THAT OUR CHILDRENZ WILL HAZ TO PAI OFF. MAYBE TEH DOWN UNDERERZ ARE JUS STARTING NAO?

K THX BAI,
MANNIE

I THINKZ TEH GUBBERMENT DOWN UNDER DRINKZ THIZ TOO MUCH.