MOAR NEWS FRUM DOWN UNDER

Hi,

So, I have written about Australia (I like to call it "Down Under") in the past. There have been many stories I have read, and I wanted to share them with you.


First, not only do they hate children Down Under, they also hate birds: http://bit.ly/b1GQA7. Apparently, the stupid humans Down Under fed the bird lots of sausage, and the bird got too fat to fly. Clearly, this is a plot by the humans Down Under to kill birds. Now, I don't think this is a bad idea, because I'm a cat.


Next, there is a Japanese restaurant Down Under that makes everyone eat everything on their plates:: http://bit.ly/9jgT7O. This is a good idea. I guess that the humans Down Under don't like to finish their food, only their beer. So this Japanese chef decided that the humans have to finish their food, or pay a fine and never come back. My mommy does this to me all the time. If I don't like my food, she makes me eat it anyway, no matter how much I cry.

But the big story is that they have a new prime minister Down Under, and she is the first female prime minister: http://bit.ly/9X5nG7. The old prime minister, Kevin Rudd, had to resign because he hates children and kittens. I think they picked a woman because they thought she'd be nicer to kids. But the funny thing is, she doesn't want to have kids. I wonder if she likes kitties? But she doesn't want to tax children as much as her predecessor: http://bit.ly/b2t19E and http://bit.ly/bA48Pt. But she didn't say anything about not making them work in the mines.

While she doesn't have children and isn't married, she has a Life Partner. His name is Tim Mathieson: http://bit.ly/axsrU2. If you don't recognize the name, he is a famous actor. As a child, he was in Leave It To Beaver and was the voice of Jonny Quest. But he is probably most famous for being in Animal House (Which doesn't have any animals in it).


As a bonus, here is my favorite scene from Animal House.


Thanks,
Manny

O HAI,

SOZ, I HAZ WRITTEN ABOUT AUSTRALIA (I LIEK TO CALL IT "DOWN UNDER") IN TEH PAST. THERE HAZ BEEN MANEE STORIEZ THAT I HAZ RED, AND IZ WANTED TO SHARE THEM WIF YOU.


FIRST, NOT ONLEE DUZ THEY HATEZ CHILDREN DOWN UNDER, THEY ALSO HATEZ BIRDZ: http://bit.ly/b1GQA7. APPARENTLEE, TEH STOOPID HOOMINZ DOWN UNDER FED TEH BIRD LOTZ OV SAUSAGE, AND TEH BIRD GOTZ TOO FAT TO FLY. CLEERLEE, THIS IZ PLOT BAI TEH HOOMNINZ DOWN UNDER TO KILL BIRDZ. NAO, IZ DUZNT THINKZ THIS IZ BAD IDEE, BECAUZE IZ KAT.


NEXT, THERE IZ A JAPANEZE RESTAURANT DOWN UNDER THAT MAKEZ EVERYWUN EET EVERYTHING ON THIER PLATEZ: http://bit.ly/9jgT7O. THIS IZ A GUD IDEE. I GUESSEZ THAT TEH HOOMINZ DOWN UNDER DUZNT LIEK TO FINISH THIER FUD, ONLY THIER BEER. SO THIS JAPANEZE CHEF DECIDEZ THAT TEH HOOMINZ HAZ TO FINISH THIER FUD, OR PAY A FINE AND NEBER COME BACK. MAI MOMMIE DUZ THIS TO ME ALL TEH TIEM. IF I DUZNT LIEK MAI FUD, SHE MAKEZ ME EET IT ANYWAI, NO MATTER HAO MUCH I CRIEZ.

BUT TEH BIG STOREE IZ THAT THEY HAZ NEW PRIME MINISTER DOWN UNDER, AND SHE IZ TEH FIRST FEMALE PRIME MINISTER: http://bit.ly/9X5nG7. TEH OLD PRIME MINISTER, KEVIN RUDD, HAZ TO RESINE BECAUZE HE HATEZ CHILDREN AND KITTENZ. I THINKZ THEY PICKZ A WOMAN BECAUZE THEY THINKZ SHE IZ NICER TO KIDZ. BUT TEH FUNNEE THING IZ, SHE DUZNT WANTZ TO HAZ KIDZ. I WUNDER IF SHE LIEKZ KITTIEZ? BUT SHE DUZNT WANTZ TO TAX TEH KIDZ AS MUCH AS HER PRECESSOR: http://bit.ly/b2t19E AND http://bit.ly/bA48Pt. BUT SHE DUZNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NOT MAKING THEM WERKZ IN TEH MINEZ.

WILE SHE DUZNT HAZ KIDZ AND IZNT MARRIED, SHE HAZ A LIFE PARTNER. HIZ NAEM IZ TIM MATHIESON: http://bit.ly/axsrU2. IF YOU DUZNT RECOGNIZE TEH NAEM, HE IZ FAMOUS ACTOR. AS A HOOMIN KITTEN, HE WUZ IN LEEVE IT TO BEEVER AND WUZ THE VOICE OV JONNY QUEST. BUT HE IZ PROBABLEE MOST FAMOUZ FOR BEEING IN ANIMAL HOUSE (WICH DUZNT HAZ ANY ANIMALZ IN IT).


AZ A BONUS, HERE IZ MAI FAVORITE SCEEN FRUM ANIMAL HOUSE.


K THX BAI,
MANNIE