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Hi,

Yesterday, President Obama gave a speech in Pittsburgh. There's lots of stories about this on the Internet. Basically, the President was talking about how bad the economy is. He said we need to do a few things:

• Financial Reform
• Health Care Reform
• Fiscal Austerity.

Now, he also talked about being energy independent, reducing our need for oil. This is all well and good. I'm sure he's working very hard to solve the problem. Maybe he's right, maybe he's wrong. I don't know. I'm just a cat.



But, there was something he said in the speech that makes me wonder. Let me quote it here:

After losing an average of 750,000 jobs a month during the winter of last year, we’ve now added jobs for five of the last six months, and we expect to see strong job growth in Friday’s report..

I think the President just leaked the jobs report. Isn't that kind of illegal? I think it was President Nixon who said, "If the President does it, then it isn't illegal."




Thanks,
Manny

O HAI,

YESTERDAI, PREZIDENT OBAMA GIVEZ A SPEECH IN PITTSBURGH. THEREZ LOTZ OV STOREEZ ABOUT THIS ON TEH INTERWEBZ. BASICALLEE, TEH PREZIDENT WUZ TALKING ABOUT HAO BAD TEH ECONOMEE IZ. HE SEZ WE NEED TO DO A FEW THINGZ:

• FINANSHUL REFORM
• HEALTH CARE REFORM
• FISKAL AUSTERITEE.

NAO, HE ALSO TALKED ABOUT BEING ENERGY INDEPEDANT, REDUSING OUR NEED FOR OIL. THIS IZ ALL WELL AND GUD. IM SHUR HEZ WURKING VERY HARD TO SOLVE TEH PROBLEMZ. MAIBEE HEZ RITE, MAIBEE HEZ WRONG. I DUZNT KNO. IZ JUST A KAT.



BUT, THERE WUZ SUMTHING HE SEZ IN TEH SPEECH THAT MAKEZ ME WUNDER. LETZ ME QUOTE IT HERE:

AFTER LOZING AN AVERAGE OV 750,000 JOBZ A MONTH DURING TEH WINTER OV LAST YEAR, WEZ NAO ADDED JOBZ FOR FIVE OV TEH LAST SIX MONTHZ, AND WE EXPECT TO SEE STRONG JOB GROWTH IN FRIDAIZ REPORT.

I THINKZ TEH PREZIDENT JUST LEEKED TEH JOBZ REPORT. IZNT THAT KIND OV ILLEEGAL? I THINKZ IT WUZ PREZIDENT NIXON WHO SED, "IF TEH PREZIDENT DUZ IT, THEN IT IZNT ILLEEGAL."




K THX BAI,
MANNIE