NOBODY PUTZ GOLDMAN SACHS IN TEH CORNER, PART TWO

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Hi,

The market was down over 300 hundred points earlier today. It opened very sharply down. Here is a chart:

Bad Day At The Dow

Now, I'm just a cat, but I have to wonder what made the market fall so much? Is it Europe? Is it the Chinese? Then I found the answer. I read this: http://bit.ly/cLEAlI. It's a report of a book review of President Obama's first few months in office. The review is here: http://bit.ly/9FwbD0.

The best part is President Obama's comment of Lloyd "Angry Man" Blankfein of Goldman Sachs:

These guys want to be paid like rock stars when all they're doing is lip-syncing capitalism.

Now, the original review was published by the LA Times last night. Lloyd must have read the quote and gotten angry (he has anger issues). Remember what I wrote a while back? Nobody puts Goldman Sachs in the corner. Lloyd is so mad, he's teaching President Obama who's really in charge.

Thanks,
Manny

O HAI,

TEH MARKET WUZ DOWN OVER 300 HUNNERD POINTZ EARLIER TODAI. IT OPEND VERY SHARPLY DOWN. HERE IZ PIKTUR.

BAD DAI AT TEH DOW

NAO, IZ JUST A KAT, BUT I HAZ TO WUNDER, WHUT MAKEZ TEH MARKET FALL SO MUCH? IZ IT YOURUP? IZ TEH CHINEZE? THEN I FINDZ TEH ANSWER. I REEDZ THIS: http://bit.ly/cLEAlI. IZ REPORT OV BOOK REVIEW OV TEH PREZIDENTZ FIRST FEW MONTHZ IN OFFICE. TEH REVIEW IZ HERE: http://bit.ly/9FwbD0.

TEH BEST PART IZ TEH PREZIDENTZ COMMENT OV LLYOD "ANGRY MAN" BLANKFEIN OV GOLDMAN SACKZ:

THESE GUYZ WANTZ TO BE PAYD LIKE ROCK STARZ WHEN ALL THEYZ DOING IZ LIP-SINKING CAPITALIZM.

NAO, TEH ORIGINAL REVIEW WUZ PUBLISHED BAI TEH LA TIMEZ, LAST NIGHT. LLYOD MUST HAVE READ TEH QUOTE AND GOTTEN ANGRY (HE IZ ANGRY, ANGRY MAN). REMEBERZ WHUT I WROTE A WILE BACK? NOBODY PUTZ GOLDMAN SACKZ IN TEH CORNER. LLYOD IZ SO MADZ, HEZ TEECHING TEH PREZIDENT WHOZ REELY IN CHARGE.

K THX BAI,
MANNIE