I CAN HAZ FRAUD?

O HAI,

I GUES TEH HOOJ NEWS 2DAI IZ TEH SECURITIEZ AN EXCHANGE COMMISHUN (SEC) IZ SUIN GOLDMAN SACHS 4 FRAUD.
YOO CAN READ ABOUT IT HERE: http://bit.ly/9b5Xru

IM NOT HUNDRD PERSENT SURE WUT TEH ISSUE IZ, BUT IM PRITEE SURE DAT ALL OV WALL STREET HAS BEEN BASD ON FRAUD.

IF I BUILD HOUZ BADLY JUS 2 SELL IT QUICKLY AN TAEK TEH MUNNY AN RUN. DEN TEH HOUZ FALLS APART IN 1 YEER, THAZ CALLD CRIMINAL FRAUD

IF I SELL COLLATERALIZD DEBT OBLIGASHUN (CDO) 2 MAK HOOJ BONUS, AN DOAN CARE WUT HAPPENS 2 TEH CDO IN FEW YEERS, DAT IZ CALLD INVESTMENT BANKIN.

DIS AR TEH Y AMERICANZ DOAN MAK ANYTHIN NOMORE. IZ EASIR 2 MAK MONEY IN BANKIN.

DIS IZ Y IZ GOING IN2 INVESTMENT BANKING. IZ EASIER TO DOMINATE TEH WORLD. AN WILL HELPZ ME MAKES MUNNY 2 BUY THUMZ. I GUES I HAZ TO GET MBA.

K THX BAI,
MANNIE