GREEK PONZI SKEEM PART 2

O HAI,

SEE, I WUZ RITE ABOUT TEH GREEK PONZI SKEEM.
DEY SOLD THEIR DEBT AT HIGHER YIELD DEN USUAL.

I GOTZ IT FRUM HERE: http://bit.ly/bbNfJ4

GREECE WUN BREATHIN SPACE ON TUESDAI WIF AN OVERSUBSCRIBD ISSUE OV SHORT-TURM GUBMENT BONDZ BUT IT STILL FACEZ TOUGH TASK 2 REASURE MARKETS IT CAN TURN ROUND TEH ECONOMY, TEH FT REPORTS. EXCEPSHUNALLY HIGH INTEREST RATEZ PAID ON NEW ISSUEZ OV 6-MONTH AN WAN-YER DEBT – AT 4.85 PER SENT 4 DA WAN-YER NOWT COMPARD WIF 2.2 PER SENT IN JANUARY DIS YER – HIGHLIGHT TEH CREDIBILITY GAP FACD BY TEH SOCIALIST GUBMENT.

4.85 PER SENT VERSUS 2.2 PER SENT!
IF I HADZ MUNNY AN THUMBZ, I'D BUY LOTZ OV GREEK DEBT.
I WUD HELP MAI PLANZ 4 WURLD DOMINASHUN.

K THX BAI,
MANNIE

AMERICAN DREEMZ

O HAI,

MAI DADDIE SHOWD ME DIS 2DAI.

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IZ DIDNT REALY UNNERSTANDZ WHAT DES SINGING ABOUT.
MAI DADDIE TOLD ME IZ FRUM A MUZIKAL CALLED TEH PRODUCERS.
DEN MAI DADDIE TOLD ME ABOUT MEL BROOKS.
AND DEN HE SAYD SOMETHING ABOUT ZERO MOSTEL BEING BETTER DEN NATHAN LANE.
NOT DAT NATHAN LANE IZ BAD, BUT HE JUST LIEK ZERO MOSTEL BETTER.
N HE SEZ GENE WILDER WUZ BETTER DEN MATTHEW BRODERICK-PARKER.

ANYWAY, HEZ TRYNG 2 TEACH ME HOW CDOZ N CDSES WERK.
I THINK I CAN EXSPLANE IF YOU NEEDZ ME 2. BUT I THINK DIS IS OLD NEWZ.

K THX BAI,
MANNIE