IF YOU CAN'T TALK TO YOUR CAT, WHO CAN YOU TALK TO?

Hi,

One of my readers sent me this listing: http://bit.ly/bmWBZp
Because this is from Craigslist, they might get rid of it. So, I'll put the text here (emphasis is mine, but I tried to keep the punctuation):

Need a person to sit in my living room and listen to the conspiracy theories and outer space visitor stories
You must commit to a 2 hours a day session . You will be compensated at 12 dollars an hour
looking for someone proffesional preferably with college education ( to comprehend the content )
Must not be allergic to cats ( I have 4 ) . Serious applicants only Thank you

I was thinking of applying for this job. But I have to wonder: if they have four cats, why does he need to pay someone to listen his rants? If your cats don't want to listen to your crazy stories anymore, then you have big problems.

Thanks,
Manny

O HAI,

WUN OV MAI REEDERZ SENDZ ME THIS LISTING: http://bit.ly/bmWBZp
BECAUZ THIS IZ FRUM CRAIGZLIST, THEY MITE GETZ RID OV IT. SO IZ PUTZ TEH TEXT HERE (EMPHASIS IZ MINE, BUT IZ TRIEZ TO KEEP TEH PUNCUASHUN):

NEEDZ PERSUN TO SIT IN MAI LIVING ROOM AND LISSEN TO TEH CONSPIRACEE THEORIEZ AND OUTER SPACE VIZITOR STOREEZ
YOU MUST COMMIT TO A 2 HOURZ A DAI SESSHUN . YOU WILL BE COMPENSATED AT 12 DOLLARZ AN HOUR
LOOKING FOR SUMWON PROFESSHUNAL PREFERABLEE WIF COLLEGE EDUCASHUN (TO COMPREHEND TEH CONTENT)
MUST NOT BE ALLERGIK TO CATZ ( I HAZ 4 ) . SERIUS APPLICANTZ ONLY THANK YOU

IZ THINKING OV APPLYING FOR THIS JOB. BUT IZ HAZ TO WUNDER: IF THEY HAZ FOUR KITTIEZ, WHY DUZ HE NEED TO PAI SUMWUN TO LISTEN TO HIZ RANTZ? IF YOUR KATZ DUZNT WANT TO LISSEN TO YUR CRAZEE STOREEZ ANYMOAR, THEN YOU HAZ HOOJ PROBLEMZ.

K THX BAI,
MANNIE