WHAT KIND OF WING ARE YOU?

O HAI,

SUMONE WRITEZ IN TEH COMMENTS:

SO MANNIE -- R U RITEWING OR WHAT? WHATS ALL TEH TALK ABUOT 'CARROT JEWS'? I MEEN RILY.

LOVE,
JULIA

JULIA IZ VERY STOOPID HOOMAN.

JULIA, IM KAT. KATZ DUZNT HAZ WINGZ. KATZ EATZ WINGZ: LEFT AND RITE. I LIKEZ TEH CHICKEN WINGZ BESTEST.

I THINKZ CARROT JEWS IZ EITHER WHAT HAPPENZ WHEN YOU SQUEEZE CARROTZ. NOT TOO SHUR. BUT WHY IZ IMPORTANT?

O WATE! I HAZ INTERNETZ. I LOOKZ UP CARROT JEWS AND FINDZ THIS (CLICKZ TEH PICTUR TO LEARN MOAR.):




I LOOKZ AT TEH IP ADDRESS OF TEH COMMENT AND I THINKZ YOU ARE JULIA BOORZTIN FROM CNBC. I THINKZ YOU ALWAYZ LATE WIF YOUR STORIES AND UZUALLY HAZ NUTHING TO ADD TO OLD NEWZ. ANDZ YOU ARE TOO STOOPID TO UZEZ TEH GOOGLE.


STOOPID HOOMIN JULIA


K THX BAI,
MANNIE