TEH EURO, PAUL VOLKER, TEH FRENCH PRIME MINISTER AND HIS SMOKING HOT WIFE

Hi,

The picture above is called "The Rape of Europa". It was painted by a human named "Titian". His real name was "Tiziano Vecelli". He was borned a long time ago. Even before my daddy and mommy were born.

I think this is funny. The Rape of Europa is an old Greek myth. And now, Greece is raping the rest of Europe and causing the collapse of the Euro. Is this what they call irony?

Here is where the European markets closed today

It's not looking good.

A very tall and smart human, Paul Volker, said yesterday that "You has the great problem of a potential disintegration of the Euro". You can read all about it here: http://bit.ly/cXl6IS

And the French Prime Minister, with the smoking hot wife, was going to quit the European Union. The British talked about it here: http://bit.ly/bF3eMB. He only did this because French banks have the highest exposure to Greece, so they would lose the most money, then the French government would have to bail them out. This is what is called "Moral Hazard"

Personally, I think that if you marry a woman who use to date Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones, that is some kind of hazard.

Thanks,
Manny

O HAI,

TEH PIKTUR ABOV IZ CALLED "TEH RAPE OV EUROPA". WUZ PAINTED BAI A HOOMIN NAYMED "TITIAN". HIZ REEL NAYM WUZ "TIZIANO VECELLI". HE WUZ BORN LONG TIME AGO. EVEN BEFORE MAI DADDIE AND MOMMIE WUZ BORN.

I THINKZ IZ FUNNY. TEH RAPE OV EUROPA IZ OLD GREEK MYTH. AND NAO, GREECE IZ RAPING TEH REST OV EUROPE AND CAUZING TEH COLLAPSE OF TEH EURO. IZ THAT WHUT THEY CALL IRONEE?

HERE IZ WHERE TEH EUROPEEN MARKETZ CLOSED TODAI.

IZ NOT LOOKING GUD.

VERY TALL AND SMART HOOMIN, PAUL VOLKER, SED YESTERDAI THAT "YOO HAZ TEH HOOJ PROBLEM OV A POTENTAL DISINTERGRASHUN OV TEH EURO". YOO CAN REED ALL ABOUT ITZ HERE: http://bit.ly/cXl6IS

AND TEH FRENCH PRIME MINISTER, WIF TEH SMOKING HOT WIFE, WUZ GOING TO QUIT TEH EUROPEEN UNION. TEH BRITISH TALKZ ABOUT IT HERE: http://bit.ly/bF3eMB. HE ONLY DUZ THIS BEECAUZ FRENCH BANKZ HAZ HIGHEST EXPOSUR TO GREECE, SO THEY WUD LOOZ MOST MUNNY, THEN THE FRENCH GUBBERMENT WUD HAZ TO BAIL THEM OUT. THIS IZ WHUT IZ CALLED "MORAL HAZZARD"

PERSONALLY, I THINKZ THAT IF YOU MARRY WOMAN WHO USE TO DATE MICK JAGGER OV ROLLING STONEZ, THAT IZ SOME KIND OV HAZZARD.

K THX BAI,
MANNIE