STEVE JOBS WANTS TO ELIMINATE CASH

IF I HAZ THUMBZ, I WUDNT USE CASH.

Hi,

This story was sent to me by a fan in San Jose. Apparently, some poor woman tried to buy and iPad with cash. But the Apple store won't take cash. The story is here:http://bit.ly/aHKbIy.

It's funny that they don't want cash, because they dont want to sell too many iPads. Must be some world domination plan I can't understand. I wonder if they cover this in business school.?

But I think that the other people who want a cashless society are Communists like Mao. See! I told you Steve Jobs is Mao!

Thanks,
Manny

O HAI,

THIS STOREE WUZ SENT TO ME BAI A FAN IN SAN HOSAI. APPARENTLEE, SUM POOR WOMAN TRIEZ TO BAI AN I-PAD WIF CASH. BUT TEH APPLE STORE WONTZ TAKE CASH. TEH STOREE IS HERE: http://bit.ly/aHKbIy.

IZ FUNNIE THAT THEY DUZNT WANT CASH, BECAUZE THEY DONT WANTZ TO SELL TOO MANY I-PADZ. MUST BE SOME WURLD DOMINASHUN PLANZ I CANT UNNERSTAND. I WUNDERZ IF THEYZ COVERZ THIS IN BUZINESS SKOOL?

BUT I THINKZ THAT TEH OTHER PEEPLE WHO WANTZ CASHLESS SOCIETY ARE COMMUNISTZ LIKE MAO. SEE! I TELLZ YOU STEVE JOBZ IS MAO!

K THX BAI,
MANNIE

CASH IZ FOR DINOSAURZ