BEST WAY TO STEAL MONEY IS TO HIDE IN CLOSET

YOU CANT SEE ME

Hi,

There is this money manager in Hollywood named Kenneth Starr. He's not the Kenneth Starr who gave President Clinton lots of grief, but a different one.

Anyway, many rich and famous people gave him their money. Why do they give him their money? Because their greedy and want more money. They could put their money under the refrigerator or sofa to keep it safe, but they want more.

Funny thing is, that it was a ponzi scheme. Turns out that Kenneth Starr was taking their money and spending it, but made it look like he was making more. Then people are so happy they tell their friends, who gave Kenneth Starr more money to spend.

The thing about a ponzi scheme is that sooner or later, you can't keep it up. That's what happened to Kenneth Starr. And when you can't keep it up, you're in trouble. And when your in trouble, they send the cops.

Now, when I know I'm in trouble, I hide under the bed. Turns out Kenneth Starr is like a cat, he hid in his closet. The LA Times reported:

Starr was held without bail after being deemed a flight risk. Authorities said that when they went to his condominium to arrest him, hey found him in a closet behind coats and had to be pulled out.

The whole story is here:http://bit.ly/dvcGZd

Thanks,
Manny

O HAI,

THER IZ THIS MUNNY MANAGER IN HOLLYWOOD NAYMED KENNETH STARR. HEZ NOT TEH KENNETH STAR WHO GAVE PREZIDENT CLINTON LOTZ OV GREIF, BUT A DIFFERNT ONE.

ANYWAIZ, MANY RICH AND FAIMUS PEEPLE GIVEZ HIM THIER MUNNY. WAI DO TEH GIVEZ HIM THIER MUNNY? BECAUZ THEY IZ GREEDY AND WANTZ MOAR MUNNY. THEY CUD PUTZ THIER MUNNY UNDER TEH REFRIGERATOR OR SOFA TO KEEPZ IT SAFE, BUT THEY WANT MOAR.

FUNNY THING IZ, THAT IT WUZ PONZI SKEME. TURNZ OUT THAT KENNETH STARR WUZ TAKING THIER MUNNY AND SPENDING IT, BUT MAKING IT LOOKZ LIEK HE WAS MAKING MOAR. THEN PEEPLE ARE SO HAPPY THEY TELLZ THIER FREINDZ, WHO GIVEZ KENNETH STARR MOAR MUNNY TO SPEND.

THE THING ABOUT PONZI SKEMEZ IZ THAT SOONER OR LATERZ, YOU CANT KEEPZ IT UP. THATZ WHUT HAPPEND TO KENNETH STARR. AND WHEN YOU CANT KEEPZ IT UP, YOU IN TRUBBLE. AND WEN YOU IN TRUBBLE, THEY SENDZ TEH COPZ.

NAO WHEN I KNOWZ IM IN TRUBBLE, I HIDEZ UNDER TEH BED. TURNZ OUT KENNETH STARR IZ LIEK CAT, HE HIDEZ IN HIZ CLOSET. TEH LA TIMEZ REPORTED:

STARR WUZ HELD WIFOUT BAIL AFTER BEING DEEMZ A FLITE RISK. AUTHORITIEZ SED THAT WEN THEY WENT TO HIZ CONDOMINIUM TO ARREST HIM, THEY FOUND HIM IN A CLOSET BEHIND COATZ AND HAD TO BE PULLED OUT

THE HOLE STOREE IZ HERE: http://bit.ly/dvcGZd

K THX BAI,
MANNIE