SKINNY COWZ

O HAI,

I MIGHT HAZ 2 GO ON DIET SOON. TEH PRICE OV BEEF MIGHT B GOING UP. LOOK AT DIS: http://bit.ly/aHsfz9. IT SEZ:

BEEF PRICEZ R SOARIN AFTER COWZ FAILED 2 FATTEN UP DURIN TEH HARSH US WINTR AN CASH-STRAPPED RANCHERZ CULLED HERDZ 2 COPE WIF TEH RECESHUN. COWZ FUTUREZ HAZ RISEN MOAR THAN 20 PER SENT SINCE DECEMBER AND R AGAIN FLIRTIN WIF $1 POUND, MILESTONE PREVIOUSLY REACHED DURIN TEH COMMODITY PRICE RIZE OV 2008. AS TEH FT REPORTS, WORLDWIDE, BEEF AN VEAL PRODUCSHUN IZ HEADIN 4 THIRD STRAIGHT YER OV DECLINE, ACCORDIN 2 TEH US DEPARTMENT OV AGRICULCHUR.

NOAW, DIS WUDNT BE A BIG DEALZ, I WUD JUS EET CHIKENZ. BUT MAI BIG BRUDDER IZ ALLERGIX 2 CHIKEN, SO WE IZ GOING 2 HAF 2 EET SOMETHING ELSE. MAI MOMMIE SEZ YOU SHUDNT EET COWZ ANYWAYZ. I DONT LIKE FISHES. WHAT SHUD I EET?

K THX BAI,
MANNIE.