Tuesday, April 20, 2010

I CAN HAZ ADVICE? I CAN GIVEZ ADVICE!

O HAI,

I GOTZ SUM FAN MAYL TEH OTHER DAYZ. AND THEY ASKS ME A QUESSHUN:

DEER MANNY: HOW DO AH GIT RID OF THIS BOWL FUL OIF DEISHUS FISH?

NAO, TEH PROBLEM IZ DEY DONT TELLZ ME WHAT DEY WANTZ 2 DU 2 TEH FISHEZ. DO DEYZ WANTZ TO EET THEM? DO DEYZ JUST WANTZ THEM OUT OV TEH HOUSE? BUT THERE IZ A BIGGER PROBLEM:

WHERE DO DESE FISHES COME FRUM?

IF DEYZ FARMED FISHES, THATZ NOT GUD, BECAUZE THATZ BAD FOR TEH ENVIRONMENT.

IF DEYZ "WILD" FISHES, THATZ NOT GUD, BECAUZE DOZE FISHES HAZ HI MERCURY CONTENT AND OTHER TOXSINZ.

GENERALLEE, I SUGGESTZ THATZ U DONT EET DESE FISHES. U SHUD EET A HEALTHY BALANCE OV FREE RANGE ANIMALZ (CHICKENZ, VENISON, BEEF) AND ORGANICS VEGGITABLEZ.

GIF TEH FISHES 2 TEH GOGGIE. OR TEH CRYING BABEE.

K THX BAI,
MANNIE

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