DEEP THOUGHTS ON VAT

O HAI,

I WUZ TOLE 2DAI DAT IT WIL TAKE 25 YEARZ 2 PAI OFF OUR DEBT.
I DONT THINK IZ GOIN 2 B AROUN 4 DAT.
SO I ASK MAI DADDIE ABOUT A VAT.
HE SED SUM FAT MAN TOLD HIM:

"LIBERALS FINKZ IZ REGRESIV
AN CONSERVATIVEZ FINKZ IT BE MUNNY MACHINE.
IF DEY REVERZ DERE POSISHUNS, TEH V.A.T. CUD HAPPEN"

WEN I ASKD WHO SAYD DAT, HE MUTTERZ SUMTHING ABOUT TEH
TREASURY DEPARTMENT BEING A BRANCH OF GOLDMAN SACKZ.

K THX BAI,
MANNIE