I CAN HAZ DARWIN???

Hi,

So, the other day, I was reading this article in Vanity Fair. It was written by a very smart, but very ugly human, Joseph Stiglitz. He won something called the Nobel Prize in Economics.

The only problem with Mr. Stiglitz is that he does not like my world domination heros, Goldman Sachs.

Anyway, he writes this article about how the rich are getting richer, and the poor are getting poorer. And how the rich use their money to make themselves richer.

Then it hits me: the rich people are turning into cats!

Think about it: they treat everyone with distain and contempt. They feel entitled. And when they get into trouble, they expect someone to bail them out. And when people get angry at them, they look confused and don't understand.

The only conclusion I can draw from this is that cats are the pinnacle of biological and socialogical evolution.

Thanks,
Manny

O HAI,

SO, TEH OTHER DAI, AI WUZ REEDING THIS ARTICLE IN VANITEE FARE. IT WUZ RITTEN BAI A VEREE SMART, BUT VEREE UGLEE HOOMIN, JOSEPH STIGLITZ. HE WUN SUMTHING CALLED TEH NOBELL PRIEZ IN ECONOMIKZ.

TEH ONLEE PROBLEM WIF MR. STIGLITZ IZ DAT HE DUZ NOT LIEK MAI WURLD DOMINASHUN HEROZ, GOLDMAN SACKZ.

ANYWAI, HE RITEZ DIS ARTICLE ABOUT HAO TEH RICH IZ GETTING RICHERZ, AND TEH POOR IZ GETTING POORERER. AND HAO TEH RICH USEZ THEER MUNNY TO MAKEZ THEMSELVEZ RICHER.

DEN IT HITZ MANNIE TEH RICH HOOMINZ IZ TURNING INTO KITTEHZ!1!

THINKZ ABOUT IT: THEY TREETZ EVERYWUN WIF DISTANE AND CONTEMPTZ. THEY FEELZ ENTITLEDED. AND WEN THEY GETZ INTO TRUBBLE, THEY EXPECTZ SOMEWUN TO BALEZ THEM OUT. AND WHEN OTHER HOOMINZ GETZ MADZ AT THEM, THEY LOOKZ CONFUZED AND DUZNT UNNERSTANDZ WAI.

TEH ONLY CONCLUSHUN AI CAN DRAWZ FRUM THIS IZ DAT KITTEHZ IZ TEH PINNIKAL OV BIOLOGIKAL AND SOSEEALOGIKAL EVOLUSHUN.

K THX BAI,
MANNIE